"Morning, baby," [Kali](https://templeinkarnataka.com/shri-bande-mahakali-temple-bangalore/), Freyja, and Tārā greet me in unison when I step downstairs on Saturn day. The three goddesses are lounging in a tangle of limbs on the couch, snuggling in the dawn twilight.
Morning, ladies. I see you're taking physical forms today, and you look incredible. To my loyal readers, welcome back into my world, where I'm devoting everything I have to mastering the worship of every goddess for the sake of liberating all beings from capitalism, patriarchy, racism, fascism, and oppression of every form. These three powerhouses have all accepted my proposal to spread their worship according to my [personal vision](obsidian://open?vault=obsidian-vault&file=proto-blog%2FPublic%20Service%20Announcement).
Freyja waggles her eyebrows suggestively and asks, "Did you two have a nice night?”
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I’m so tired. I don’t want to talk about my job anymore.