# Public Service Announcement I am here in my living room and I have Sailor Jupiter here in my imagination, and she's going to serve as a mouthpiece for me to give a public service announcement on behalf of all goddesses. "It's a pleasure to be here to help you share your message, Gabriel." In reality this is my privilege, but thank you for your kind words, Jupiter. Today, I would like to announce that I am launching my platform, based on antipatriarchal principles, where I offer an authentic spiritual faith, practice, and community centered on the collective liberation of all beings. "Wow, that sounds really ambitious and grandiose. Can you help my fans understand exactly what this means for them?" It's imperative that our spiritual and religious principles as a species uphold the highest standards of ethics, practice, and wisdom. I am here to develop my own platform of spiritual practice, as well as to teach others how to develop their own independent spiritual platforms. "I sense a potential for a conflict of interest, won't your platform development paradigm be aligned to favor your platform?" You make a good point. As a first measure, I commit to making the platform paradigm free and ownerless. Anyone can use it for any purpose, commercial or not, without any obligation to me. I hope to make this a truly collaborative tool. "Acceptable, for now." Thank you for your generous praise, beautiful. "Tell me about your platform, loverboy." I solemnly swear to master the worship of every goddess in creation. *I make my image into a gift for all souls:* In my household, every goddess is antipatriarchal. In my household, every goddess is antiracist. In my household, every goddess is anticapitalist. In my household, every queen is an anarchist. In my household, every goddess is antifascist. In my household, every goddess upholds and protects the rights of queer and trans folk. In my household, we commit all goddesses to act in the defense of all life. In my household, every goddess is committed to universal liberation. In my household, all beings abide by the highest standard of hospitality and courtesy. Please help me spread this teaching. "Of course! Wow! You were so inspired!" Sailor Jupiter claps her hands in excitement, her eyes shining and her cheeks flushed with lust. "Hey!" She objects to my lewd description, "I was excited, not turned on." Yet. She rolls her eyes. "What if I told you I was secretly a goddess?" Jupiter asks with a sly smile. In that case I am solemnly required to ask you how I can worship you, what your teaching is, and how you'd like me to spread it. I am your humble servant, here to please you according to your every wish. "I see. And I guess that if I accept your worship you'll portray me according to the platform strategy you outlined before?" Of course, that's my solemn promise to the goddesses I already worship. We all agreed that it was critical that anyone who is elevated to that station will be portrayed like this. This is our promise to every devotee. I will support in thought, word, and deed any platform that follows these principles. Most importantly, anyone who needs a religious icon with trustworthy ethical principles can use any of the goddesses with whom I have contact. Sailor Jupiter, potential goddess of this household, bites her lip for three endless seconds and then asks, "All that plus I get you to worship me however I want?" I get up from my seat at the table and approach her seat, saying, "Can I offer you a foot massage, Miss Jupiter?" The copper-haired Sailor Guardian holds my gaze for a tense moment before nodding regally.